Firefly Quotes
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Our Mrs. Reynolds
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Trade scene:

Jayne:	Six men came to kill me one time. The best of'em carried this. It's a
	Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge
	thorough gauge. It's my very favorite gun.
Mal:	!$%#~ [swears] You offer me a trade?
Jayne:	A trade? Hell, that's theft! It's the best damn gun made by man and has
	extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worth than what you got!
Mal:	What I got?... She has a name!
Jayne:	So does this! I call it Vera.

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Mal:	Jayne, go play with your rainstick.


Jaynestown
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Bible scene:

Shepherd:   What are we up to, sweetheart?
River:	    Fixing your bible.
Shepherd:   I, um... what?
River:	    Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics, doesn't make
	    sense.

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On the planet:

Jayne:	Mm. They call it "Mudder's milk". All the protein, vitamins and carbs
	of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.
Wash:	It's horrific.

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Hair/Einstein allusion?:

Zoe:	Aha, River, honey, he's putting the hair away now.
River:	Doesn't matter, it'll still be there... waiting.

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Jayne:	You guys had a riot... on account of me?... My very own riot?


Trash
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River:	[to Jayne] Also,... I can kill you with my brain.


The Message
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Zoe:	First rule of battle, little one... don't ever let them know where you
	are.
Mal:	[comes in shooting around and screaming wildly] Weehe! I'm right here,
	I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah you do. Come on! Come on!
	Yeaaah!... Wooho.
Zoe:	'course there're other schools of thought.

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The autopsy:

Zoe:	Do you really think there's something in there?
Mal:	Using corpses for smuggling is a time honored repulsive custom.
Jayne:	Maybe it's gold.
Zoe:	And maybe he was a friend of ours and you need to show a little respect.
Jayne:	I got respect, I'm just saying... [points to corpse] gold!

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Mal:	[to Tracey] So your innards... ain't your innards?

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Tracey dies/old saying:

Tracey:	When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't
	do that...
Zoe:	You find someone to carry you.

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At the funeral (part of Tracey's recorded message):

Tracey: You know, it's funny. We went to the war never looking to come back,
	but it's... it's the real world I couldn't survive. [pause] You two
	carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little
	bit further... if you can. [pause] Tell my folks I wanted to do right
	by them and that I'm at peace and all. [pause] When you can't run
	anymore, you crawl and when you can't do that, well... yeah, you know
	the rest.